Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Update for all

Its been two days since HFR5 has occured, and while I have not heard how we did, I do know that we unfortunately did not take the title this year. I like to think that we did take third, so no matter how much anyone says otherwise, including Mr. Michael Ness the race coordinator, the 3.14 Rates have taken third this year.

I know that this is upsetting to all, but we like to look at it this way - because someone else won, that means we don't have to stay up at night worrying about what group of miscreants (like us) are plotting to do to get the trophy from them. Mr. Ahola knows the plan, and he will not share it with any of you.

In other news, while we wait for HFRVI, there will be a race on the east coast to fill the void. Are you westerners up for navigating the streets of Boston by periscope? Driving up Mt. Washington while covered in fog? Unlocking the mysteries of Lovecraft without going mad? Eating a gallon of cold New England Chowder with gummie worms?

You are not prepared.

Dates coming soon, so get ready to book your flights

Sunday, October 11, 2009

on our way to the finish line
just scored some sweet pics at an indoor skate park and almost killed myself trying to stand on the damn board - 3.14 rates will kick you
we've been penalized by 30 minutes because the other teams are scared of us - also self-penalized 10 minutes so we can finish our beers
need a skate park near 1st and university in seattle wa - call/text me with an address and we can go from there
passing on canvasing for a local rap radio station for now to focus on photo challenges for points. hopefully wont screw us in the end
tried to get a picture behind the counter at mcdonalds - attempt #1 is fail
quiz at the end of the dock...hopefully its sci fi and were golden. or sports.
pothole? what does that mean? stuck at puget sound until we find out otherwise
looking for the lightening tree...thanks dog walker
just used the bathroom at a church...wonderful conversation with a churchgoer while going about god. go Rates
so...we're now an hour or so ahead of the other teams. 3.14rates 4 life
race started, eating challenge and geo-quiz. had to eat box of saltines while ordering statehood. 4th out the gate but were good
10 minutes til race time and we are about 15 minutes out - right on time #314rates
5am and the race is only 2 hours away - other teams go home #314rates

Saturday, October 10, 2009

The team is coming together today, and in preparation we will be wetting up the war room in seattle. right now we are syncing up our tech to keep you informed

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

3.14 Rates wearable gear

LinkCheck it out, this is what you want to be wearing on October 11th in support of the 3.14 Rates. it is the official hoodie of the team. Where can you get it? why, right here of course! or here -> http://www.zazzle.com/3_14_rates_black_sweatshirt-235979956481307520

Make sure to buy 2 or 3 of them just in case the first one catches fire from how hot you'll look wearing it.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Just When You Thought We Were Gone

In an exciting turn of events, the 3.14 Rates will be back this year in the Hidden Forest Race (known from here on out as HFR5). It just so happens to be that yours truly and the future Mrs Ultimate in Awesome will be in the greater Seattle area on our honeymoon. It also just so happens to be my birthday on the day of the race. It just also just so happens that I am wearing a hot dog costume as we type/read (one of the reqs for getting a pole position in the race)

Watch out superfans, this year we are back like Die Hard. We'll be twittering up a storm as well as regular updates throughout the race here. also expect periodic video and other awesomeness. We aim to please.

In the next week or so, tune in to see exciting pictures from last years epic race, where we narrowly almost won. and you should see the strippers we picked up.