the good and the bad

good news - we finally got to the horse races and made our bets.

bad news - we lost horribly. shouldn't have bet the farm.

now news - were off to ftw tattoo for some team tats.

stay tuned super fans!

a bit of a hold up

were back fans! we have gone on a bit of a hiatus because it ends up that the horse races that we are supposed to bet on are not running until 2. so in the meantime we have been driving all over the place completing other tasks, including getting our teams picture with 3 different strippers!

"A" team and peanut gallery have nothing on us. jerkfaces.

going to the races

just completed our 1st roadblocked challenge where we needed to count way too many bricks and other stuff. now we are off to the horse races to win big. theres no way rhe other teams have my horse knlowledge. = was raised by wolves you know.

update 2

ok so we got a bit waylayed at the evergreen ballroom, as we were looking for it not its remains. but it works out as all the other teams jumped ahead thinking they would beat us by doing the race. we showed them by kicking their behinds with taco bell photoshoots.

we caught up with the other teams at the freedom bridge and didnt have to wait. we are coming up on our next stop. we are so awesome.

the race has begun.

sorry for the delay, we were busy being awesome. we have just completed the first leg of the race where we had to endure the elements solve math and eat epic amounts of catfood coffee hot sauce and twinkies. we then proceeded to harass a barista at a local starbucks as well as completing our bonus box of supporting our local hillbillies. the other teams have a lot to fear.

Intimidating Phone Messages

3.14 Rates do not back down, EVER! Other teams want to talk smack, we act smack! Just look at what I did to this poor woman who decided that grapes were free if you take them one at a time. Unacceptable

We have arrived

This morning ms. Krest and I made the flight to portland and are currently waiting for our police escort to arrive before we start our run to the Ahola residence for our upcoming conclave regarding our strategy. see, we do not dot anything easy. for the last four days, I have been carrying becca to work in her car while she wrestles a grizzly bear. this is just a light training for whats to come. while I carry her in her car, she is quizzing me on all sorts of triva in Russian (a language I do not speak) snd guess what? I got every single one of them right. we do nothing easy, it is just who we are because it is what we do. it is ok to cry now.